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Sex & the Cigar: Welcome aboard

Daisy Sweet

Issue date: 9/13/07 Section: Editorial/Opinion
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09/13/07 - Welcome back hound dogs and love goddesses. For all you virgins - to the paper - this is the Cigar's sex and dating column. A crew of writers, with myself at the helm, try our best to answer questions posted by you, the humble and sexually un-learned students of this university.

Think there is a question that crosses the line? Not here. We've covered threesomes, anal sex and a variety of other kinky subjects. We've offered our opinions to people with earnest dating issues and even to relationships that just exist between relationships. What I am trying to say is: that if you have a question involving people - whether they be new friends or deep-rooted karma sutra bound lovers - we're here to help!

With introductions out of the way, the first week of the semester has come and gone. I'm sure by now many of you have gotten yourselves into some pretty erotically tangled situations. Freshmen in particular.

What do I say to this? Don't worry. College is supposed to be a time for experiences and more importantly, fun. The key is to have the fun in moderation, and of course, with protection. Meeting new people and practicing new positions is all part of it. I'm not saying break out the fuzzy handcuffs and whip, but enjoy yourself.

Taking 19 credits, joining crew and volunteering wouldn't be livable if you weren't spending the little down time you have in orgasmic bliss. Or if you are on the slower lane, meeting that hottie from down the hall for a coffee. I guess it depends on your style.

Make the friends, form the relationships. Trust me, there are more people at this university than you realize. You may never see that girl with the rather temperamental disposition and hair lip the rest of your four years here. Yes, I know she looked slamming after 17 beers, but that is another column in itself.

That being said, write to me. I want to know what crazy adventures you've gotten into, and try my best to get you out of them. Or get you into them, if you really want. Give me your questions, stories, whatever you got. E-mail them to sexandthecigar@yahoo.com. Your identity will remain completely anonymous. That's half the fun.
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