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Are you afraid of Gumby?
By Andrew Blais and Brenna McCabe
Issue date: 9/28/07 Section: Entertainment
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AB (10:14 p.m.) - Well, it's another Thursday and "Are you afraid of Gumby?" needs to be written. While the big boy editors do their editorials and columns (which are actually women,) I am left with the hard work - writing this amazing entertainment article without assistance. I am flying solo ... at least for a little bit.
AB (10:15 p.m.) - Once again, I am amazed that Gumby was ever on television. I mean really, what is this guy doing? One minute he's in a classroom and the next minute, he's in ancient South America with the Mayans. He also has a woolly mammoth as a friend! What! How? What drug were the creators on?
AB (10:17 p.m.) - Now they think that Gumby is their Mayan god! Wow. I wish that this had never been on television. The crime rate in every city would be down by 3 percent. I can't deal with this anymore. But, I do like woolly mammoths and they remind me of dinosaurs. Let's take a look around for dinosaur movies.
AB (10:22 p.m.) - Remember the show "Dinosaurs?" Well, I do. It was a great show, and look here it is the first thing to pop up. In one clip we see Baby Sinclair saying "Daddy" for the first time, but then, much to everyone's chagrin, he says "Not the Momma." If I was the father dinosaur at this point, after being disrespected like that, I'd eat him. I mean, come on, you have to teach him a lesson. Besides, dinosaurs were all over the place. It's not like he and the wife couldn't have had another baby. But this time, he'd call Earl "Daddy" like any other normal dinosaur.
BM (10:36 p.m.) - "I'm the baby, gotta' love me!" Who doesn't remember that episode of "Dinosaurs?" My favorite part of his DTV video is when Baby Sinclair is speeding past a half mile of graffiti because it reminds me of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. There's actually a version of the opening credits for that show in Italian on YouTube. But anyway, I'm being distracted by Will and Carlton trying to swing dance to "Jump On It."
AB (10:15 p.m.) - Once again, I am amazed that Gumby was ever on television. I mean really, what is this guy doing? One minute he's in a classroom and the next minute, he's in ancient South America with the Mayans. He also has a woolly mammoth as a friend! What! How? What drug were the creators on?
AB (10:17 p.m.) - Now they think that Gumby is their Mayan god! Wow. I wish that this had never been on television. The crime rate in every city would be down by 3 percent. I can't deal with this anymore. But, I do like woolly mammoths and they remind me of dinosaurs. Let's take a look around for dinosaur movies.
AB (10:22 p.m.) - Remember the show "Dinosaurs?" Well, I do. It was a great show, and look here it is the first thing to pop up. In one clip we see Baby Sinclair saying "Daddy" for the first time, but then, much to everyone's chagrin, he says "Not the Momma." If I was the father dinosaur at this point, after being disrespected like that, I'd eat him. I mean, come on, you have to teach him a lesson. Besides, dinosaurs were all over the place. It's not like he and the wife couldn't have had another baby. But this time, he'd call Earl "Daddy" like any other normal dinosaur.
BM (10:36 p.m.) - "I'm the baby, gotta' love me!" Who doesn't remember that episode of "Dinosaurs?" My favorite part of his DTV video is when Baby Sinclair is speeding past a half mile of graffiti because it reminds me of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. There's actually a version of the opening credits for that show in Italian on YouTube. But anyway, I'm being distracted by Will and Carlton trying to swing dance to "Jump On It."
